Other Stuff! Ok, here are some sarcastic quotes from one of my favorite Harry Potter fanfics, Draco Veritas by Cassandra Claire. I love it because everyone is so wonderfully sarcastic in it. So here is some taste from it, and I could really recommend people to read it.

"Blaise will be so disappointed in you," said Ginny, with heavy sarcasm.

- Draco Veritas, Chapter 2, New Skin for the Old Ceremony

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"I think you´ve been spending too much time in that dungeon, Malfoy," Ron spat, struggling to get free of Harry´s grip. "The lack of natural light must have rotted your brain."

"Oh, right, because you lot live in a tower," said Draco, his voice filled with heavy sarcasm.


- Draco Veritas, Chapter 1, Through Silver and Glass

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Ron sighed. "I do not know where Hermione is," he said, enunciating clearly. "She didn't tell me she wasn't coming to the meeting, she just didn't show up, and when and if you find her, you can tell her for me that I don't appreciate her sticking me with you lot on my own. Got that?"

"I shall make some very strongly worded statements on your behalf," Draco promised solemnly.


- Draco Veritas, Chapter 2, New Skin for the Old Ceremony

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"What is this, a Gryffindor invasion? Come to see if you could finish him off?"

"That’s right," said Harry, with heavy sarcasm


- Draco Veritas, Chapter 4, The Girl In the Cage